Monday

How are You?

'Oh, you know, it's Monday'

Oh Yes, Thank you. That explains everything.
If you are so depressed every Monday why don't you give us all a break and kill yourself?

Friday

How are You today?

'Ok........It's friday!'

Well that doesn't tell me anything. It's Friday for me as well but that doesn't make the fact that you are a Twat any easier to cope with.
Is it being Friday some sort of cure all? To me it's just two days before you tell me the weekend went too quickly.