Tomorrow

Going through a bad time? Someone might proffer the wisdom;

'Don't worry, tomorrow's the first day of the rest of your life'

And this is the last day of yours buddy

World

When it turns out that you know someone that the person you are talking to knows, they might say

'It's a small World'

Well no, it's actually really very big. And you know what? I could make it seem just a little bit bigger by removing you from it.

Pound

'If I had a Pound for every time you said that I'd be a Millionaire'

Are you sure about that? Cock.

Hours

'There aren't enough hours in the day'

To do what exactly? How many hours do you need to be a Bell end?