Working

Minding my own business at work and some smart alec says to me;

'Are you working hard, or hardly working?'

You'll be hardly living when I'm through.

People

Someone goes on Holiday. You ask them what it was like.
They say;

'It was lovely, the people were really friendly'

From Bali to Borneo, from Fiji to France, the people are really friendly. Why is it such a surprise to you that people are friendly towards you? It's because anyone that knows you realises that you are a Cunt.