Tea

Ever offered someone a cup of Tea? Of course you have.
'How would you like it?' you ask...

The Reply?

'Warm and Wet'

Silly me, I was going to give you a cup of cold, dry Tea.
Fool!

Diet

So many people are trying to lose weight. It's easy, don't eat too much. Do you know any people who have been on the Sea food diet?

'See Food and I eat it!'

Yes, that's obvious.

Toys

Heard this one?

'I bought my kids all these really expensive toys for Christmas (Birthday) and they just wanted to play with the Box'

Well that's odd beacause my kids played with the Scalectrix. Maybe your kids are losers?

Christmas

'Christmas is just so commercial nowadays isn't it?'

Because you don't buy three times more food than you need and shower your family in junk they don't want, do you?