Thursday, July 22, 2010

Pun

A colleague made a play on words and then said;

'Excuse the Pun!'

Oh yeah, dead funny......

Sunday, June 06, 2010

Weather

Returning from Holiday, a friend said;

'You were lucky with the Weather'

I was lucky to be away from you.

Scary

Assessing a work related task, my boss described it as;

'Scary Stuff'

Wanna' see something really scary?

Wash

Tackling a work related problem with flippancy, a colleague said;

'It will all come out on the wash'

Not the amount of blood I'm about to spill mate.

Rid

On my third day in a new job, the Boss said to me;

'We just can't get rid of you can we!'

No, but I can get rid of you.